X-Files
"I think Mulder is the worst FBI agent in the world. He spends millions of dollars investigating these paranormal phenomena and never comes up with any evidence. He's the Kenneth Starr of the FBI." -- David Duchovny
"Excuse me can you help me find my dog. He's a Norweigen elk hound. His name is Heinrich. I use him to hunt moose." -- Mulder
"You must be slipping, Mulder. I can beat you with one hand"
"Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?"
(Krycek raises gun)
"If those are my last words, I can do better." -- Krycek and Mulder
I was merely extending her a professional courtesy.
Oh, so _that's_ what you were extending! -- Mulder and Scully
I think you better get up here, Scully. It appears that cockraoches are mortally attacking people.
I'm not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said, because I know it's what you just said. -- Mulder and Scully
Are you saying the place is haunted? Because if you are, I think you've been working with me too long. -- Fox Mulder.
In case any one feels like passing judgement, may I remind you, we are in the Arctic. -- Mulder
There's something up there, Mulder!
Oh, I've been saying that for years. -- Scully and Mulder
Skinner's waiting for your report - what are you going to tell him?
The truth -- that I got hit by a car. -- Scully and Mulder
I'm not going to give up. I can't give up... Not as long as the truth is out there. -- Fox Mulder
If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love.
Must be fate Mulder, rootbeer. -- Mulder and Scully
If I were that stoned...
If you were that stoned, what? -- Scully and Mulder
I have a life. -- Fox Mulder
It's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot. -- Mulder
Okay, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity you've come to expect from me; it's just a theory... -- Mulder
I can't take you anywhere. -- Scully to Mulder
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. -- Mulder
Do you have any idea what liver and onions go for on Reticula? -- Mulder
Mulder, toads just fell out of the sky!
Guess the parachutes didn't open. -- Scully and Mulder
Sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humilation. -- Mulder
Bambi?!? -- Scully
10 to one, you can't dance to it. -- Mulder
I half expected Yoda to come over and bap Mulder on the head...'Time to rest not, Jedi Mulder!'*BAP*'Truth to find you must!'*BAP* - Barney O'Borg on 'The Blessing Way'
Skinnermirinkeydinkydoo -- David Duchovny