Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

I think so Brain, but there's still a bug in there from last time.

I think so Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.

Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?

I think so Brain, but I don't think Kay Ballard is in the union?

Yes, I am!

Well, I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes makes me look chubby.

I think so, Brain, but where we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

I think so Brain, but coulottes have a tendency to ride up so.

Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

Wuh, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

Uh ... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

I think so, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

I think so Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.

I think so Brain, but you but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.

I think so Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.

I think so Brain, but me and Pipi Longstocking, I mean, what would the children look like?

I think so Brain, but it's a miracle this one grew back.

Well, I think so Brain but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart wouldn't you?

I think so Brain, poit, but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?

Well, I think so Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

Aww, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... uh, it's all too much for me.

Well, I think so Brain, but "apply North Pole" to what?

I think so, Brain, but "Snowball for Windows"?

Umm, I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

I think so Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?

I think so Brain but what if we stick to the seat covers?

I think so Brain but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky wouldn't it?

Ewww, I think so Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarena.

Well, I think so, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?

I think so Brain, but don't we need a pool to play Marco Polo?

Well, I think so Brain, but do I really need two tongues?

Well, I think so Brain, but we're already naked.

Well, I think so Brain but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

I think so Brain, but don't camels spit a lot?

I think so Brain, but how do we get a pair of Abe Vegoda's pants?

I think so Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?

I think so Brain, but why would Peter Bodanovich?

I think so Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gurkin?

I think so Brain, but if we get Sam Spade we'll never have any puppies.

I think so Larry, and Brain, but how can we get 7 dwarfs to shave their legs?

I think so Brain, but calling it a Poo Poo Platter, I mean, what were they thinking?

I think so Brain, but how will we get the spice girls into the paella?

I think so, but if we give peas a chance won't the Lima beans feel left out?

I think so Brain, but if we had a snowmobile wouldn't it melt before the summer?

I think so Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in FabioLand?

I think so Brain, but can the gummy worms really live in peace with the marshmallow chips?

I think so Brain, but wouldn't anything lose it's flavor on the bed post overnight?

I think so Brain, but 3 round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.

I think so Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

I think so Brain, but three men in a tub? Ewww, that's unsanitary.

Yesss, but why does ze chicken cross ze road if not for love? Ahhh...I do not know.

I think so Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.

Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

I think so Brain, but how will we get 3 pink flamingos into on pair of capri pants?

I think so Don Cerbro, but why would Sophia Loren do a musical?

I think so Brain, but the Rockettes...it's mostly girls isn't it?

I think so but pantyhose are so uncomfortable during the summer time.

I think so Brain, but do I really need 2 tongues?

I think so Brain...no, no it's too stupid.

Oh Brain, I certainly hope so.

I think so Brain, but Tuesday well isn't a complete sentence.

I think so Brain, but who wants to see Snow White and the 7 Samurai?

I think so Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Elanor Roosevelt wear that scary mask?

I think so Brain, but why do they make a fork lift so big if all it has to do is lift forks?

I think so Brain, but scratching just makes it worse.