Forever Knight
"Don't mock me!"
"Somebody has to." -- Nick Knight and Janette
"Vachon. Javier Vachon."
"Lead guitar for Charo. I'll take Famous Vachons for 400." -- Nick and LaCroix
"If the devil did make her do it, I'd like to see anyone try to prosecute him." -- Cpt. Reese, FK
"Now that I've expressly told you I don't need your help...I need your help." -- Tracy
"And while God has lived a long time, Hell is passe these days." -- LaCroix, as written by Cath Boone
"'I have a dog.'
'Well, I guess you could always send him out for the morning paperboy.'" -- Nick and LaCroix, as told by yet another smart-alek on forkni-l
"Since I can't list death as the cause of death - well, you see my predicament." -- Nat
"I'm curious what happens when we die, but I don't go on reconnaissance missions to find out!" -- Schanke
"You know I really have to stop getting shot. Someday someone's going to notice."
"Maybe you should try ducking sometime."
"I'll try that next time." - Nick and Nat
"You know, Nicholas, you really *are* one umbrella short of a cocktail sometimes." -- Cpt. Lambert
"They train you to be tasteless?"
"No, that's genetic. They train me to be persistent." -- the blond of the week and Schanke.
"You cling to your paganism like lichen to a stone." -- GWD's favorite line
"Immortals cannot cling like lichen to a stone." -- LaCroix in an entirely different episode.
"What happens to a person when they leave the love of their lives looking for cheap, quick thrills?"
"In my case, usually homicide." -- Schanke and Janette
"I am *not* honey!" -- Janette
"You look like something from the back of the refrigerator." -- Natalie
"Myra doesn't say. She *does.*" -- Don Schanke
"Myra is a saint." -- Nick Knight
"Off To See The Wizard" (handwritten note included in box says: "And you'll probably ask _him_ for a cure.") -- sweatshirt from LaCroix to Nick, by Felicia
"'Look Mom. It's Superman.'
'No son. It's just a low-flying vampire.'" - Lana G.
"EMERGENCY in Toronto...Meanwhile, Clark Kent picks it up with his super hearing, and zips off from Metropolis...Arriving in Toronto, he has a mid-air collision with our Nick, who's also headed to the scene..."
"I do agree that they need SOME kind of vampire air traffic controller in Toronto, given the heavy population of undead, thereabouts.. And are there rules about not flying if you've imbibed blood from any drunks...?? (Vamp "FUI"; Flying Under the Influence.)" -- both from Sandy Martino
"Nick, are you coming? Or are you going to spend our entire shift talking to the wall." -- Tracy, as written by Cindy Brewer
"Knighties, you gotta love 'em--they can't believe Nick *won't* save the day." -- Susan M. Garrett
"What? Vampires you accept. Ghosts you don't believe in?" - Cindy Brewer
"Creatures of the Night do NOT go BOWLING!" -- Knight Shade
"Hey...we were organized! We just..( to coin a sig.) forgot where we put it all. " -- Jamie Randall
"By his third century, Nick had learned never to discuss three things with Janette; her age, an opinion on whether or not a new hairstyle suited her, and anything to do with fashion other than a compliment, including whether something made her look heavy or thin and what other women were wearing. He'd long ago determined that decision to be part of the reason he'd managed to survive the additional five hundred years and wasn't going to blow it now." -- Susan Garrett, FKFIC
"Next war, assuming we have another war and assuming I'm not living out of a cardboard box when and if we do, is going to be damned interesting. I must have run down a cart full of nuns in a past life." - LJC
"--No one sucks like Vachon--"...
--Scorns big bucks like Vachon--"...
--And between the sheets, nobody f--"
"Tara, it's a PG list, for Chrissake!" -- LJC and Susan Garrett
"'Well, he's dead,' she concluded. Nick looked at the large butcher knife sticking out of the guy's chest and agreed that this was probably a valid diagnosis." -- Maddog and Rastro
"This is my brick. This is my brick on drugs. Any questions?" -- Sharon H.
"Unless this whole "I'm a vampire who wants to become mortal again" thing is some sort of pickup line...." -- Sarah Welsh
"LaCroix covered his eyes. 'That was the waitress, Nicholas. Not dessert.' 'Oh.' Nick had the good grace to look embarrassed. 'Well, at least we don't worry about the tip.' " -- Leah, forkni-l
"You hold out your hand, they hear the sound of one hand clapping and they die." -- How to Kill a Zen Vampire
"Have any of us ever doubted what Uncle meant to accomplish and what his goals were? No. Has he ever swayed from the attainment of these goals? No, not in centuries. Now *that* is commitment."
"That, is blind devotion to a despotic megalomaniac." - Deb and Dianne
"We can get a new one."
"I don't want a new one. I like *that* one." -- Janette and LaCroix
"I mean, half the Cousins either want to get laid by LaCroix or spanked by him." -- Susan G.
"When you swab tonsils with Nick, can you tell that he drinks cow?" -- a Lurker
"You know, Nicholas, you really _are_ one umbrella short of a cocktail sometimes." -- Natalie
"What are you doing here?"
"Oh, the usual, making your life a living hell." -- Nick and LaCroix
"This whole experiment goes down the tubes if I spontaneously combust in the middle of Bay Street, doesn't it?" -- Nick Knight
"Will somebody shoot me? Please?" -- Nick Knight
"Is the irritation gone?"
"If by irritation you mean the feeling that a thousand scorpions had stung me all at once, yes, thank you very much, the irritation has stopped." -- Natalie and (you guessed it!) Nick
"Did you just think to yourself, 'Oh, today would be a good day to spontaneously combust?'" -- Natalie Lambert
"You are deranged."
"Yes, I know." -- Nick and LaCroix
"A father provides love, discipline, guidance, protection and support--that's not bad."
"He left out freedom."
"So would I." -- LaCroix and Nick
"Even eternal life is too long to wait for a table." -- Lacroix
"They are expendable. They are lunch." -- LaCroix
"Flying with Alma struck her as only minimally safer than playing tonsil-hockey with an unmuzzled LaCroix" -- Cousin Lisa
"Working around Nick and Schanke would drive me to chocolate." -- Rastro
Possible Methods of Vampire Flight:
1. The Power of Positive Thinking: Nick, on a rooftop -- "I'm a cloud. I'm a big fluffy white cloud, and when I step off this rooftop, I'm gonna float... aaaAAAAAGH!" ::thud:: -- Jamie, The Illustrated One
For God's sake, he had a flashback in the middle of a delusion. Anything is possible. -- Susan Garrett
... listowners on sugar.
You put your left fang in,
You take your left fang out,
You put your left fang in,
And you shake your prey about
You do the neckie, Nickie
And you bring 'em all across
That's what it's all about.
-- Jaye