Due South

"It was an otter, I was 10, it was dead, somebody hit me with it, can we move on??" -- Fraser on an interesting scar

"Well, let me tell you something--you can go to Hell. And if you need directions, you can get them from the guy who's following me."-- Det. Ray Vecchio

"Surely you've heard stories of wolves raising children that were abandoned in the wilderness?"

"Those are _not_ historical accounts, Fraser; those are Disney movies." -- Fraser and Ray

"In Canada we have more than a passing familiarity with confusion. We're comprised of 10 provinces and two territories communicating accross 6 time zones in 2 official languages. The English don't understand the French, the French don't understand the English, and the Inuit quite frankly couldn't give a damn about either of them. Added to the equation is the Assembly of First Nations, with a total of 633 separate Indian bands, speaking 180 sub-dialects among their 50 linguistic groups; and as if that weren't enough there are some fishermen on the East coast with a remarkably whimsical accent." -- Fraser (whothehellelse?)

"I'm stuck in a dark closet with a Mountie and a deaf wolf that keeps licking me. That was the wolf, wasn't it?" - Ray

"Officer in pursuit of black Cadillac in pursuit of two guys on ice skates. Why is that so hard to believe?" -- Ray Vecchio

"You know, you let a wolf save your life, and then you pay and you pay and you pay." -- Fraser

"I guess you're wondering why I'm in your uniform"

"I just assumed it was something personal" -- Ray and Fraser

"It's easier to think you're in love than it is to accept that you're alone." --Fraser

"Shoot first, talk later. Shoot first, talk later." -- DS bad guy learning a valuable lesson

"You know what I like most about Canadians? They're real easy to elbow out of the way." -- Ray Vecchio

"There is nothing more frustrating than playing hide and seek with a deaf wolf." -- Fraser, of course

"If you can't say something untruthful, don't say anything at all." -- Ray