Favorite Quotes
"SPOON!" -- The Tick
"Oh you never see a vampire with a full-grown beard,
Yet a vampire can't see his reflection.
So no facial hair is unbelieveably weird,
'Cause you'd think shaving'd be out of the question." --Red Green
"Oh dear!" -- Beast
"Latinum tarnishes, but family is forever." -- New Rules of Acqisition
"Oh boy!" -- Sam
"A rootbeer... This is the end of Ferengi civilization." - Quark
"So what are we gonna do tonight Brain?" - Pinky
"Why does everyone say my name like it means shut up?" - Jubilation Lee
I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here... You have to bring your own.
"Who died and made him Cyclops?" -- also Jubilation Lee
"Why would the Romulans want to have Garak killed?"
"I don't know. Considering those uniforms of theirs, you'd think they'd appreciate a decent tailor." -- Sisko and Odo
"Hello... He showed his wankie in two other movies! Hello!" -- Walter H.
Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
"If I had a nickel for every catatonic body down here....well, I'd have fifteen cents, but that's beside the point" - Beast
"JEAN!" - Cyclops (every single friggin episode)
"I am your friend / I'm not your only friend / I'm your little glowing friend / But really I'm not actually your friend / But I am. -- They Might Be Giants
"Oh, we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.
Oh, we're never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy." - Seal
"I will show you fear/ In a handful of dust" - T. S. Elliot
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
"Yeah, it's Jaimie alright."
"You know this guy?"
"No, Einstein, my hobby is looking at random stiffs and saying 'It's
Jaimie all right.'"
"Oh. Well, it beats collecting comics." - Havok and a random bystander
"So what's her power? 'Sides the ability t'stick her chest out?" -- Jubilee
"He's dead Jim." - Dr. McCoy aka Bones
"Peace is good for business."
"That's the 34th rule of acquisition, right?"
"35th. The 34th is war is good for business. People mix them up all the time." - Dax and Quark (at least the gist of what they said)
Guys: No shirt, No service Girls: No shirt, No charge
"Captain, there's something out there!" -- Deanna Troi
"Captain, there's something out there!"
"I need a better description than that, Mr. Kim." -- Esn. Kim and Janeway
"Will you turn me off when you leave?" - The Doctor (as yet unnamed)
"You are deranged."
"Yes, I know." -- Nick and LaCroix
"A father provides love, discipline, guidance, protection and support--that's not bad."
"He left out freedom."
"So would I." -- LaCroix and Nick
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek): 'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'
"Even eternal life is too long to wait for a table." -- Lacroix
"If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, it's possible you haven't grasped the situation." -- Jean Kerr, Please Don't Eat The Daisies
"To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the
mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
or by opposing, end them." - Hamlet
"Alas, poor Yorick... I knew him, Ray!" ::licks skull:: "My god, Ray; the taste of bitter almonds! Yorick was *poisoned*! We must hie to the castle and determine who had motive!" -- Paul Gross playing Hamlet
"Blame it on your lying, cheatin, cold dead beatin, two time double dealin, mean, mistreating, lovin heart" -- Patty Loveless?