Buffy: On Friends...
"My buds are here! I love my buds!" -- Buffy
"You're my friend! You're my Xander-shaped friend!" -- Buffy
"You see, the werewolf is such an . . . extreme representation of our inborn animalistic traits that it emerges for three consecutive nights -- the full moon and the 2 nights surrounding it."
"Quite the party animal."
"Quite. . . It acts on pure instinct. No conscience. Predatory and aggressive."
"In other words, a typical male."
"On behalf of my gender -- hey!"
"Yes, let's not jump to conclusions."
"I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were." -- Giles, Willow, Buffy and Xander
"I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself."
"Not just any girl. You're special." -- Cordelia and Xander
"So, Ampata, you're a girl."
"Yes, for many years now." -- Willow and Ampata
"I once drank an entire gallon of gatorade without taking a breath."
"It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor." -- Xander and Willow
"Xander, how do you feel about digging though some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?"
"I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath? ....Nah." -- Buffy and Xander
"Okay, Giles and orgies in the same sentence. I could have done without that one." -- Xander
"Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness!" -- Xander
"Have I ever let you down?"
"Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?" -- Buffy and Giles
"o/~You're having parental issues, you're having parental issues!o/~"
"What? Freud would have said the exact same thing... except he might not have done that little dance." -- Xander and Willow
"Buffy, Ford was just telling us about the ninth grade beauty contest, and the, uh, swimsuit contest?"
"Oh my god, Ford, stop that. The more people you tell, the more people I have to kill."
"You can't touch me, Summers. I know all your darkest secrets."
"Care to make a small wager on that?" -- Xander, Buffy and Ford
"It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him." -- Giles
"I'm kind of curious to find out what sort of career I could have."
"What, and suck all the spontanaity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark."
"You're not going to be young forever"
"Yes, but I'll always be stupid.... Okay, let's not all rush to disagree." -- Willow and Xander
"Well, say it."
"I'm not gonna say it."
"You lied to Giles!"
"She will." -- Buffy, Xander and Willow
"I guess I need help."
"Help? You mean like on homework? No, 'cause you're old, and you already know stuff." -- Angel and Willow
"Yes, I lied, I'm a bad person, let's move on." -- Buffy
"You want to protect her?"
"And prove that you're just as good as those rich snotty guys?"
"Maybe catch an orgy?"
"If it's on early." -- Willow and Xander
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one."
"Could you not call me that?" -- Xander and Angel
"I don't care what time it is, unlock his cell, unstrap him, and bring him to the phone!" -- Giles
"You know, people underestimate the value of a good ramble." -- Buffy
"Goody! Research party!"
"Will, you need a life in the worst way." -- Willow and Xander
"I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?" -- Willow
"Needs should definitely be met, as long as it doesn't require ointments the next day." -- Xander
"Angel was in your bedroom?!"
"Ours is a forbidden love." -- Xander and Willow
"Maybe Buffy unplugged the phone."
"No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen- year-old girl to unplug her phone." -- Giles and Xander
"We're still all rooting for you on Saturday. I'd be there for you myself if I didn't have a leg wax." -- Cordelia
"You guys... I just... hate you guys! The weirdest things always happen when you're around." -- Cordelia
"You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda." -- Spike
"Can you say "overreaction"?"
"Can you say "sucking chest wound"?" -- Xander and Buffy
"It's too bad we can't take a look at the Watcher diaries, and read up on Angel. I'm sure it's full of fun facts to know and tell."
"Yeah. It's too bad. That stuff is private."
"Also, Giles keeps them in his office, in his personal files."
"Most importantly, it would be Wrong." -- Willow and Buffy
"I don't know what everyone's talking about, that outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker." -- Xander
"Why does everyone always yell my name? I'm not deaf, and I can take a hint. What's the hint?" -- Cordelia
"Those who can do. Those who can't laugh at those who can do." -- Xander
"Oh, he's a _vampire_. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a care bear, with fangs." -- Cordelia
"I'm fine. I mean, I'm not running around, wind in my hair, the hills are alive with the sound of music fine, but..." -- Jenny
"Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good." -- Buffy
"You're the Slayer and we're, like, the Slayerettes." -- Willow
"What are you going to do about it?"
"I'm gonna do what any man would do about it. Something damn manly." -- Larry and Xander
"If they hurt Willow I'll kill you." -- Xander
"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." -- Xander
"Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
"Maybe because they met her? Did *I* say that?" -- Giles and Willow
"We are totally overreacting."
"But it's fun, isn't it?" -- Buffy and Xander