Toughest Things About Having A Pet Dragon
1. Those nasty hair-balls-of-fire.
2. Allergy Season!
3. Explaining all the suits of armour buried in the back yard to the FBI
4. It takes forever for him to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.
5. You keep having to put out the damn cat!
6. Letterman wants for "Stupid Pet Tricks" segment
7. Smoke alarm keeps going off
8. OK, *you* try to neuter your pet male dragon!!
9. What DO you do in the mating season?
10. PetSmart doesn't carry Dragon Kibble
11. It becomes too helpful when visitors want to light up a cigarette.
12. There just isn't a pooper scooper large enough.
13. Insurance premiums skyrocket during hayfever season
14. To take care of all the princesses he is draging home.
15. Explaining all the missing neighborhood pets
16. Filthy hot smoldering litter box
17. Local fire department wants you to pay extra taxes bcs they're over at your place so much
18. Dentist Visits
19. Playing tug-of-war
20. Finding someone brave enough to walk it
21. Always wants to play D&D