Excerpts From Murphy's Laws Of Combat
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
2. Incoming fire has the right of way.
3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
4. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a) when you're ready for them and b) when you're not ready for them.
5. Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone else to shoot at.
6. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
7. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
8. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
9. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
10. Friendly fire isn't.
11. Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
12. When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right.